Here are some stupid inventions that never quite caught on.
Fart Gum
Why the hell would anyone want a fart to come from their mouth? That's just retarded, I mean farts that come from your ass are bad enough. Does it make your breath smell like a big butt explosion too? I guess you'd be talking a lot of shit.
The Little Wizzer alcohol dispenser
I can't imagine why anyone would wanna drink something that can from a weiner, real or not. It's like drinking piss and depending on the beverage you select might taste like it too. I find it a little creepy that it looks like a child. I mean WTF thats fucked up. Is it being marketed to cho-moes?
Remote Controlled Lawn Mower
Why the hell would anyone want to pretend to mow their lawn. Mowing fucking blows. You know your boring and have no friends when the only thing you have to do is mow. Your a lazy son of a bitch too, you can't even put pants on and actually go do it. Why's the dad floating on a hovercraft thing? They don't have that shit yet, and if they did you'd have a robot to be your bitch and mow your lawn.
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