Thursday, December 30, 2010

Boredom

Have you ever been so bored you just sit for hours and do nothing? Nothing sounds fun you, couldn't find entertainment to save your life. The internet is just so boring even youtube and facebook just seem so mundane. Your half tempted to go pee on an electric fence just for something to do. Well I've been there as a matter of fact that's why I'm writing this post. So lets try to think of some things to do.

  1. Spin around in circles and see if you can walk down a flight of stairs.
  2. See how many times you can yell penis in Wal-Mart before they kick you out.
  3. See who's fastest in a race in the motorized shopping carts.
  4. Pitch a tent in Wal-Mart and I don't mean in the sporting goods section.
  5. See how many times you can say what in a drive thru before they tell you too fuck off.
  6. Grab a shopping cart select one grape and pay for it. Not in the express lane either.
  7. Walk backwards yelling I'm out of control.
  8. In the middle of class walk out of the room and come talk yelling about how great Narnia was.
  9. Be way to happy for no reason.
  10. Walk up to a random van screaming where my fucking candy!?
So that's what I got. if you have any just comment them and I'll put them in.

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