Forgot How To Sit

What if the world forgot how to sit? For many eons man has known how to sit. It is how we relax, watch movies, and possibly the most important... taking a shit with relatively no mess (Unless you ate Taco Bell, polish food, drank 50 Rockstars, or have a general problem). How did the first man discover sitting? Maybe it was to crouch for the hunt as to not be seen by the woolly mammoths, or wildebeest, or maybe Dick Cheney. Watch the fuck out if he's got a gun. I imagine crouching would be very beneficial to the hunt. I can't give an expert opinion though. The closest I've come to hunting is fighting an old lady for the last box of pepperoni Hot Pockets.The animal wouldn't be able to see you as well and you could sneak up on it easier. No matter how you look at it sitting was discovered out of necessity. To lay down you pretty much have to sit down. Unless you do a running jump kick of doom onto your bed. The cavemen probably got tired of sleeping standing up. Waking up with back and neck pain, never getting enough sleep. Do you have any idea how hard it was to get a good chiropractor in those days. Not only was he a chiropractor, he was a medical doctor, barber, and Geek Squad employee too. I think the best guess was probably that he had to sit down to properly vanquish the poo demon. Can you fathom the amount of mess standing up and making a bowel movement would create? It would be enormous and they didn't have Lysol wipes either. They either had to just deal with it till it rained, or remember what hand they eat with and do work. So don't take for granted the ability to sit. Because life would be incredibly difficult and suck some major hairy balls if you forgot how,