Where does belly button lint come from? I mean I know I don't have any loose strands or pre-existing lint. So where the hell does it come from? Are there little belly button trolls living in there or some shit, who's sole purpose is to make lint to fuck with me on a near daily basis? Maybe there's belly button gnomes too. They hate the trolls because they moved from the corn hole to the belly button to escape the smell. And they were bigger and stronger than the gnomes so they pushed them into the back of the belly button. Who knows maybe one day the gnomes will say this is enough of this bullshit and they'll start to retaliate. Then there will be a little 300 going on in my belly. I mean really it doesn't make any sense that it just appears out of nowhere. Is my belly button a time vortex into a parallel dimension? Fuck now I'm scared to get that lint out. I don't want my finger to start getting sucked in, then when I disappear people will ask how did he die? Everyone will say he got ate by his belly button. What kind of pussy gets ate by their belly button? That doesn't even make any sense. So if anyone's got any insight please comment.
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