I am proposing a new form of measurement and currency. From here on instead of dollars and cents we shall use tacos.
Tacos
Every taco will be worth 50 cents, so that new car you want shall be 40,000 tacos. Not only is it a better idea if you get hungry you can eat your money. No one would ever be poor because they could just make as many tacos as they wanted.
Midgets
From now one everything shall be measured in midgets. So instead of 6' you would be 2 midgets tall and 4 midgets heavy. I feel like this would be a far better unit of measurement, because we would have a standardized form of measurement world wide, forget that metric shit.
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